OK, this may be a touchy subject for some of you but it may just happen. You end up dating a younger guy and don’t have a clue how to handle it. Can’t be that difficult now, can it? Being a Vampire of the female persuasion definitely increases the chances that, if humans are not just a food source to you but also your love interest, you end up dating someone considerably younger than yourself. Ms. Vampy has some advice for you, should it ever happen to you. Dating a younger guy, that is. The whole fangs and bloody meals thing is a whole different story. Come on inside and watch the second episode of ‘Ms. Vampy Bites’.
How old exactly is a Vampire? There are at least two valid theories. The one is that, since time as such progresses regardless of the object subjected to it, a Vampire still ages after becoming a Vampire. Time just does not have the same effect on the now no longer human organism. Therefor, while the effects of aging are either marginal or not present at all, the Vampire still gets older. The other is that Vampires stop getting older alltogether, pretty much like some women who celebrate their 29th birthday each year for the rest of their lives. In that case, a Vampire would actually be forever the age he or she turned into a Vampire. Until this whole problem is sufficiently solved by science, lets turn to potentially easier issues, Like dating a younger guy.