You might argue that a Vampire, for reasons of being immortal and having all the time in the world, is not exactly the person to guide you through a career change. Us mere mortals are always on the clock, permanently, somewhere in the background, hearing the sand rush through the egg-timer that represents our lifespan. Therefore we only get a limited number of opportunities to screw it up. And that is where the advantage of a Vampire lies – if he or she is clever: The learning curve. Imagine what you could learn from playing hit and miss for a couple of hundred years. So there you go, not such a bad idea to listen to a Vampire after all.
Then again… lets think about that for a second. Does literature and film not teach us that, when a Vampire talks about a change in your life, it mostly involves the business end of a set of sharp fangs, a nasty wound somewhere on your neck, and trading in your comfy bed for a coffin? Nah, Ms. Vampy would never do that. Or would she? Well, there’s only one way to find out: Watch the Episode below. And while you’re at it, check out the following episode as well, because the last thing you want is making that life change, being successful, and… all of that in the wrong way.